cryptofunks

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rarity odds

Every funk is drawn from a future block hash — nobody, including us, picks what you get. These are the true odds, measured by running 300,000 mints through the exact derivation the contract's seed uses. Not the listed weights: attribute counts, archetype rules and hat-versus-hair conflicts all bend the real numbers.

Live per-trait counts across minted funks are on the traits page — those drift from these odds until the collection is large.

archetype

Male1 in 1.759.9%
Female1 in 2.638.9%
Zombie1 in 1110.898%
Ape1 in 4120.243%
Alien1 in 1,2000.083%

rarest traits

The coloured clown hairs and hoodies are scarcer than an Alien (1 in 1,200).

  1. 01Clown Hair Purple1 in 1,449
  2. 02Clown Hair Red1 in 1,316
  3. 03Clown Hair Pink1 in 1,266
  4. 04Clown Hair Yellow1 in 1,230
  5. 05Clown Hair White1 in 1,200
  6. 06Clown Hair Orange1 in 1,181
  7. 07Clown Hair Cyan1 in 1,181
  8. 08Clown Hair Blue1 in 1,181
  9. 09Hoodie Black1 in 1,091
  10. 10Hoodie Purple1 in 1,064
  11. 11Hoodie Orange1 in 1,064
  12. 12Hoodie Green1 in 1,034

how many attributes

A bare funk — zero attributes — is rarer than most single traits.

1 in 601
0
10.8%
1
32.0%
2
34.6%
3
17.3%
4
4.4%
5
1 in 167
6
1 in 2,000
7
1 in 300,000
8

every trait, by slot

"any" is the chance a funk carries anything in that slot. Bars are scaled within each slot.

hair

any: 63.7% · 34
Stringy Hair1 in 21.7Messy Hair1 in 21.8Wild Hair1 in 22.3Mohawk Thin1 in 22.6Frumpy Hair1 in 22.7Mohawk1 in 22.7Mohawk Dark1 in 23.3Crazy Hair1 in 24.6Peak Spike1 in 33.0Shaved Head1 in 33.5Purple Hair1 in 60.8Dark Hair1 in 62.0Straight Hair Dark1 in 65.4Straight Hair1 in 66.3Red Mohawk1 in 66.8Blonde Bob1 in 67.0Half Shaved1 in 67.1Vampire Hair1 in 68.0Clown Hair Green1 in 68.1Straight Hair Blonde1 in 69.1Wild Blonde1 in 71.0Wild White Hair1 in 72.5Blonde Short1 in 77.2Pink with Hat1 in 103Pigtails1 in 108Orange Side1 in 151Clown Hair Orange1 in 1,181Clown Hair Cyan1 in 1,181Clown Hair Blue1 in 1,181Clown Hair White1 in 1,200Clown Hair Yellow1 in 1,230Clown Hair Pink1 in 1,266Clown Hair Red1 in 1,316Clown Hair Purple1 in 1,449

eyewear

any: 38.6% · 11
Nerd Glasses1 in 19.6Big Shades1 in 20.5Horned Rim Glasses1 in 20.8Regular Shades1 in 20.8Classic Shades1 in 21.8Eye Patch1 in 23.5Small Shades1 in 29.4VR1 in 33.0Eye Mask1 in 37.4Welding Goggles1 in 1253D Glasses1 in 382

facial hair

any: 36.6% · 12
Shadow Beard1 in 18.1Muttonchops1 in 31.5Goat1 in 32.9Normal Beard1 in 32.9Luxurious Beard1 in 33.2Normal Beard Black1 in 33.3Mustache1 in 33.3Chinstrap1 in 33.7Front Beard1 in 34.9Handlebars1 in 36.0Front Beard Dark1 in 37.7Big Beard1 in 66.4

headwear

any: 34.7% · 24
Bandana1 in 21.3Knitted Cap1 in 24.7Headband1 in 24.8Cap1 in 29.0Do-rag1 in 34.5Hoodie1 in 39.0Cap Forward1 in 39.5Police Cap1 in 50.3Fedora1 in 54.8Tassle Hat1 in 57.8Cowboy Hat1 in 73.2Top Hat1 in 87.1Tiara1 in 181Pilot Helmet1 in 190Beanie1 in 223Hoodie White1 in 923Hoodie Red1 in 984Hoodie Pink1 in 997Hoodie Blue1 in 1,014Hoodie Golden1 in 1,027Hoodie Green1 in 1,034Hoodie Purple1 in 1,064Hoodie Orange1 in 1,064Hoodie Black1 in 1,091

earring

any: 24.5% · 1
Earring1 in 4.1

lipstick

any: 21.1% · 3
Hot Lipstick1 in 13.5Purple Lipstick1 in 14.3Black Lipstick1 in 15.0

mouth prop

any: 16.0% · 4
Cigarette1 in 11.2Pipe1 in 34.0Vape1 in 39.9Medical Mask1 in 61.8

eye shadow

any: 9.1% · 3
Green Eye Shadow1 in 32.3Blue Eye Shadow1 in 32.6Purple Eye Shadow1 in 33.6

marks

any: 9.1% · 3
Mole1 in 15.4Rosy Cheeks1 in 76.7Spots1 in 80.5

eyes

any: 7.7% · 2
Clown Eyes Green1 in 26.0Clown Eyes Blue1 in 26.1

mouth

any: 7.0% · 3
Frown1 in 31.0Smile1 in 35.4Buck Teeth1 in 104

neck

any: 3.7% · 3
Gold Chain1 in 59.6Silver Chain1 in 63.8Choker1 in 202

nose

any: 2.1% · 1
Clown Nose1 in 47.7

skin tint

99.56% of funks have no tint at all.

1 in 1,376
1 in 1,596
1 in 1,765
1 in 1,807
1 in 2,069
1 in 2,083
1 in 2,174
1 in 2,174